Noelani brushed her hair and applied green hair dye to her long and lush hair. "Dearie, you have a really frustrating scar." Sam said. "Dude, I`ve gotta do it." Noelani explained. "Dude? Gotta?" Sam asked. "I`m wearing hair extensions and it`s slang. Slang`s basically a type of language that consists of words and phrases that are regarded as very informal, are more common in speech than writing, and are typically restricted to a particular context or group of people." Noelani explained. "Ohhh." Sam muttered. "Dude, you`re a weirdo." Noelani said. ''EXCUSE ME HON? I AM NOT TO BE CALLED A WEIRDO!" Sam yelled. Noelani then gulped in fear, worried she might`ve angered her. Instead, she said, "I forgive you." Meanwhile, Bianca and Noelani ended up laughing. "What`s going on?" Sam asked. "I thought you would`ve killed me! " Noelani explained while dyeing her hair and hair extensions green. "If you`re thinking up of dressing up as Alex Fierro, don`t forget to leave your roots black. Also, here`s some flamboyant pink and green clothing and dark brown and pale amber eye contacts. I`ll be dressing up as Magnus Chase." Sam said. "How did you know I was doing that?" Noelani asked. "Dearie, a lady always knows what one is wearing or going to wear." Her jaw dropped. "So, Sam, which monster are we gonna defeat next?" Noelani asked. "The Nemean lion." Sam stated. "Seriously?" Noelani asked. "Dearie, a lady never questions stuff like that, says never, or says but. Also, I`m hungry for vegetables." Sam said. Noelani put her eye contacts on. All of a sudden, a goddess in armor appeared. She had beautiful black hair and piercing red eyes. "I`m Enyo, the minor Greek goddess of war, destruction and devastation. " she said. Enyo reminded Noelani of her 5th-grade math teacher, whom Noelani still despised up to this date. "Noelani, I`m only here to help you in your little quest." Enyo whispered. Just then, birds the color of dawn flew in the sky. "What are those?" Noelani asked. "Dearie, those are phoenixes. When they fly past or towards a hero, it`s an omen to signal that the quest will prosper and the hero will live a long and joyful life. Also, phoenix meat is really spicy." goddess in person, Noelani understood what people meant by being deadly beautiful. She had an intelligent, yet murderous look in her eyes, as if she were the daughter of various war gods at the same time. She looked like the kind of person who could be good with advice one minute and have almost killed you the next. Noelani hoped she didn’t make this goddess mad at her. Also, phoenix meat is really spicy." Sam explained. All of a sudden, one of the phoenixes burst into ashes. "How old is it and why does it do that?" "1, 789 years old and that`s part of a phoenix`s life." Bianca verbalized. "Ohhhh. Now I get why my pet phoenix, Sparky, has red, yellow, and orange feathers even though most people thought she was 'weird'."Noelani stated. "The Nemean lion`s skin is impenetrably strong." Enyo said. "What we gonna do, Enyo?" Noelani questioned. "For the advice, you`ll find that out for yourself." Enyo said, riding away on her chariot. "Dearie, phoenixes are responsible for sunlight, fire, volcanoes, lava, and magma. Their nocturnal cousins, moon finches, are responsible for moonlight, ice, snow, and mountains." Sam explained.
Sam grabbed a set of thermochromic polish and asked, "Which one do you want? Lavender, Ocean Breeze, Charming Chestnut, or Amazing Aquamarine?" "Ocean Breeze. Also, how did you get it?" Noelani dictated while disinfecting their backpacks and sanitizing her hands. "I went to Ogygia, met Calypso and I really regret making your hair dye." Sam explained. "Who`s Calypso? Also, I know crochet and knitting." Noelani stated.
"Dearie, that`s a faux pas because crochet is knitting`s much, much, poorer cousin. Also, imagine a très chic immortal 13-year old-looking girl."
While doing a perfect grand jete, Noelani shot the Nemean lion, but instead, the lion brushed off the arrows and swiftly attacked Noelani with the durability of a hunter, agility of a gymnast, and the strength of 8000 men. "You`re goin` down, dude!" Noelani reminded the lion. Apparently the lion was strong and fast, so Noelani tried stabbing him. Noelani stabbed him, which just made him roar in joy. Bianca and Noelani used their wits and tried fooling him while Sam stared at them encouragingly.
''Keep going!" Sam said. "How come you`re not fighting?" Noelani asked. "Dearie, a lady must never resort to doing such uncouth things." Samantha explained. Noelani stabbed and slashed, Bianca professionally sparring beside her. "Dearies, I`ll show you how it`s done." Sam said. "HI-YAH! FACE ME AND YOU`RE DEAD!" Sam yelled while stinging him with her powers and somewhat wrestling with him. Noelani, Sam, and Bianca grabbed their weapons and charged. "ROAR!" it said. Meanwhile, the lion leapt and cut Noelani`s hair with its claws, making it chin-length. Noelani and Bianca bravely fought the lion offensively while Sam dodged and served as defense. "Dearie, this is torture because it ruins my dress." said Sam while checking her nails and admiring her acrofacial vitiligo, red hair, and dark skin. "Um, why do you have vitiligo?" Noelani asked. "My great-great-great-great-great-great-great paternal grandfather had it. It`s hereditary and extremely trivial." Sam told her. "Typical rich and obnoxious girl." Noelani muttered while stabbing the lion. "WHAT?! I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE CALLED OBNOXIOUS!" Sam yelled. "Even though you`re elegant, you are tactless and thoughtless." Noelani remarked bluntly. "You are way too blunt and you always speak your mind out." Sam pointed out tactlessly, snobbishly, egotistically, elegantly, and thoughtlessly. "Girls! More killing, less arguing!" Bianca yelled. "Fine." Noelani verbalized glumly. Sam flawlessly attacked the lion while Noelani noticed that the lion was feeling hungrier while her red hairclip and grey watch fell down. "Is that your House and faction?" Sam asked. "How did you know I`d be an Abnegation and Gryffindor?" "Obviously, dearie. Those are their signature colors. Although you`d make a great Candor and Hufflepuff." Sam replied while she and Noelani shot arrows and bullets. "I remembered that the lion`s skin is impenetrable!" Sam said. And so, Sam attacked him using her bare hands just when it opened its mouth. She punched him and wrestled him with agility. Bianca threw her spear and attacked. The lion was slowly dying. Noelani risked her life to save them, killing her in the process.
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