Samantha was applying purple cream. Noelani asked, "Is that makeup?"
Sam said, "Dearie, this is a vegan-friendly primer. Primer`s what you apply before makeup so your makeup stays longer." Noelani said, "What do we do next?" When Samantha looked at her, her face was completely white. Noelani and Bianca said, "Ahhh! What is that?!" Samantha said, "Venetian ceruse, dearies. It`s a sort of skin whitener, which I apply to my face so I can scare my enemies." Bianca said, "How sweet! IT`S OBNOXIOUSLY CREEPY AND DEADLY THAT I WISH I NEVER JOINED THIS QUEST!" Sam said, "Everyone, don`t be scared. Also, I`m late for my weekly exfoliation session!" Noelani said, "Aren`t you 14 and you have to be 16 or older to go?" Sam said, "Darling, I know, but I don`t go to a spa. Back at home, we have a lot of butlers and majordomos." Noelani said, "Seriously?" Sam said, "Your grandmother dyes her gray hairs and takes anti-aging treatments, doesn`t she?"
Noelani said while Samantha plummeted towards a McDonald`s branch, "No, because she ages slower than normal!" Sam said, "Your grandmother`s name is Priya and she is a daughter of Hebe!" Noelani said, "When I first went bungee-jumping on the roof of my gran`s house, I felt really old for an entire year!" Sam almost plummeted to the roof of the restaurant, but they landed safely and her wings tucked behind her back. Sam opened the restaurant's door and sat at a table while beckoning the girls. Noelani and Bianca sat and ordered cheeseburgers. While discussing, Noelani said, "What about kids of Hestia and Hera?" Sam said, "They're pyrokinetic pacifists who were created from the hearth and for Hera children, Hera has very few children these days because the last time we had one, well, he caused quite the cow-related uproar." Noelani asked, "Can you give me the exact details?" Samantha said nervously, "His name was Jayden and he has dirty blond hair and he is super handsome and he has the ability to communicate with cows." Bianca whispered to Noelani, "She's his girlfriend." Noelani said, "Samantha and Jayden, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Sam gently blushed and yelled so loud the customers and waiters put headphones on, "HEY, DEARIES, STOP IT!" Noelani said, "Sorry." Sam said, "I will not accept that, because I do not have tact." A waiter arrived with their cheeseburgers and said, "Your cheeseburgers, ladies." While Noelani and Bianca crunched and munched, Samantha nibbled her cheeseburger while applying yellow and black eyeshadow and lip balm with two of her feet, and then she lifted her feet up and used them to grab her makeup kit. Noelani pointed out and said, "You have 8 legs?" Sam said after biting her honey burger, "Children of Mellona can grow 3 extra sets of legs, and also, I love eating anything with honey and you only ate 2 bites." Bianca said, "She's right, dude." Noelani said, "Dudes, are you done already?!" Sam was sleeping and muttering, "Mom, beekeeping is fun." Noelani snapped her fingers and yelled, "CACOPHOBIC PEOPLE, WAKE UP! THE UGLIEST DUDE IN HERE JUST FARTED!" Sam and the other customers woke up and yelled, "Where is that ugly farter?! I'll strangle him and then chop him up to pieces!" Noelani said, "Finally, I woke her up."
Bianca said, "Uh, Noelani, those aren`t humans..." Noelani said, "What are they, dude?" Bianca said, "They`re t-t-t-t-t-telekhines!" Noelani asked, "What are telekhines?" Bianca said, "Imagine a seven feet tall Doberman Pinscher, a mortal, and a sea lion fused into one." Noelani said, "What are their powers, strengths, and weaknesses?" Bianca said, "They can perform magic and control water, and they are immortal." Noelani said, "So how exactly do you defeat them?" Bianca said, "Open your mouth and suck them into your digestive system, will ya?" Noelani said, "Gross." Bianca said, "Try other alternatives!" Noelani turned her bow and arrow into a javelin and used her lightning javelin to dodge the attacks and hurt random telekhines flawlessly, almost killing Bianca in the process. Sam was turned into a zombie. "How did she get turned into a zombie?" Bianca said, "The telekhines turned her into one." Sam yelled, "Brains! I want brains!" Noelani walked up to Samantha and said, "You're not a zombie. You're our friend." Sam started scratching with her claws while Noelani turned her lightning javelin into a lightning spear and stabbed and slashed while Bianca kept burning enemies and stabbing using her dagger. Noelani charged and beheaded a telekhine. Bianca burned 10 others. Noelani slashed and stabbed armies of telkhines. A telkhine said, "You can`t catch me!" Noelani played Wolves by Selena Gomez on her iPod and said, "Dude, I will." She turned her lightning spear into a lightning rope and the telekhine got caught in it. Sam yelled, "BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!" Bianca and Noelani dodged her attack and stabbed her, but she got up again with an army of bees. Bianca handled the bees while Noelani handled the telekhines. Noelani told the telekhines, "You`re goin` down.'' Noelani turned her lightning rope into a lightning dagger and stabbed a telekhine who was yelling, "Daughter of Limos, you can`t defeat me!" Noelani said, "Oh, I can." She took the telekhine down just by cutting his flippers off. The telekhine died and Noelani said, "Guess who`s dominating now, huh?" Then Noelani confronted a telekhine who was bigger than all the rest. He said, "I am the King of the Telekhines! You can`t defeat me!'' Noelani said, "Bianca! We need you!" Bianca yelled, "Sam`s turning back to normal!" Sam yelled, "What did I do?" Bianca said, "Defeat the king of the telekhines!" Sam got up and the trio stabbed him, but he kept saying, "I`m unbeatable!" Bianca burned him, but the dude survived. The trio yelled, "We`ll destroy you!" Then the trio slashed and stabbed, but it didn`t work. The trio threw chairs at him, but it didn`t work and then the remaining telekhines formed an army.
Then the trio kept doing those three things all at once several times, and then the army was destroyed.
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