Divergent factions interview

Me: *fixes glasses and clothes, speaks in British accent* So factions, what would you do in school? *high-fives with Dauntless, Abnegation, and Amity*

Abnegation: Help fellow students out.

Dauntless: TAKE A BILLION PE CLASSES AND PUNCH STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amity and Beary: Eeeeee! We`re going to dance, have fun, and most of all, EAT BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erudite: Who needs school when you have a faction that knows everything?

Candor: Simply be honest.

Me: I only changed my ink just to fit in with my fellow Erudite.

Everyone: ...

Amity: Well, tune in next time for some more cool interviews!