Me: *goes to agency* Hi, guys. I want to ask you your favorite color.
Me and Aphrodite girl: PINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Noelani: Yellow. It`s quite spirit-healing.
Ares kid: BLOOD-RED!!
Demeter kid: Green.
Hermes kid: Black.
Athena girl: Gray. Although other colors can be quite captivating.
Dionysus kid: Purple!
Me: Is it true that you guys like a color associated with your godly parent?
Noelani: How is yellow associated with hunger?
Athena kid: I also like black as well and the color yellow has also been found to stimulate your appetite because yellow is associated with happiness. Your brain actually secretes more serotonin, a feel-good hormone, when you see yellow. This is why you may have noticed that many restaurants have yellow flowers on the table because yellow makes you feel optimistic and the more optimistic you feel, the more likely you are to splurge on your meal. Similarly to yellow, foods that are orange often elicit feelings of warmth and comfort.
Everyone else: ... Seriously?
Athena kid: Yeah. It`s research. Did you know that people tend to think that all green foods are healthy, regardless of if the food itself really is nutritious or not? This habit may be traced back to our ancestors' eating habits. Green foods were often viewed as being safe and weren't likely to be poisonous or lethal.
Noelani and Ares kid: OMG. *worries about the meaning of life and vomits several times*
Aphrodite kid: Ugh. *sprays perfume*
Sam: Blue, dearies.
Me: You weren`t supposed to be here!
Sam: Well, my team wanted to borrow this room.
Everyone (including me): *grabs knives, daggers, and pitchforks*
Sam: *pulls out gun* I`m tougher than you think.
Everyone: *drops weapons and gulps*
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